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Pick your first hireHire your first Virtual AI Employee tonight.
Skip the job post, the interviews, and the onboarding. Install a pre-trained AI employee built for one job — and get usable work out of it within the hour.
You don't have a strategy problem. You have a bandwidth problem.
There's more to do than there are hours to do it. And every fix so far has come up short.
Hiring: expensive, slow, and a gamble on the wrong person.
Freelancers: inconsistent, hard to brief, gone next week.
Agencies: retainers that quietly outgrow the results.
Doing it yourself: the reason you're reading this at midnight.
You don't need another tool. You need an employee.
A specialist for the price of lunch.
A full-time specialist runs $50,000–$80,000 a year — before benefits, tools, and management time. Your first AI employee is a one-time $27 and starts working the moment you install it.
Five specialists. Choose the one you need most.
Each is pre-trained for a single job and ships ready to work. Start with one — add more anytime.
AI Offer & Strategy Architect
Turns a vague idea into a sharp, sellable offer.
- Positions your offer against the market
- Builds pricing tiers and value stacks
- Drafts your core promise and guarantee
AI Direct-Response Copywriter
Writes pages, emails, and ads that convert.
- Landing pages, sales letters, and VSL scripts
- Email sequences and broadcast campaigns
- Ad angles and hooks in your brand voice
AI Automation Engineer
Wires up the workflows that run your ops on autopilot.
- Maps and documents your core workflows
- Designs no-code automation blueprints
- Removes repetitive manual busywork
AI Research Analyst
Delivers the market, competitor, and data insight you need.
- Competitor and market teardown reports
- Customer and audience research briefs
- Clear summaries with decisions attached
AI Customer Engagement Manager
Keeps customers replying, buying, and staying.
- Retention and win-back sequences
- Support replies and FAQ handling
- Onboarding and follow-up messaging
Everything you need to put it to work in one sitting.
Ready-to-install agent file
Pre-configured behaviour and instructions.
50 production-tested prompts
Battle-tested for the role, ready to run.
Step-by-step setup video
From zero to first output in minutes.
Sample outputs
See exactly what good looks like.
Industry tweak sheet
Adapt tone and context to your niche.
Weekly workflow SOP
A simple routine to keep it producing.
They put one to work — here's what happened.
"Had a full sales page drafted before my coffee went cold. This is genuinely unfair."
Operations lead, logistics
"Replaced a $2k/month freelancer with a $27 install. Output is more consistent, too."
Founder, e-commerce
"I was skeptical. Then it wrote a better email sequence than the one I'd paid for."
Marketing manager, SaaS
The 60-minute working-output guarantee
Install your AI employee and give it a real task. If it isn't producing usable output within 60 minutes, email us and we'll refund your order in full — and you keep everything you downloaded.
$384 of assets. One $27 payment.
Everything else you're wondering.
Your first AI employee starts tonight.
One-time $27. Working output in 60 minutes or your money back.
Pick your first hire